So I had a blackhead. One blackhead. Next to my eye.

My partner squeezed it.. then the next day I had a large lump.

Which became larger and larger.

Four days later and the right side of my face has swollen up, my vision is impaired and my right eye is weeping.

Bloody women! shakes fist

Nah It's not her fault, but I am looking forward to wearing eye patches unironically from now on.

• I was hoping to stream yesterday and today but alas.. being blind makes it hard. Might appear tonight! If you're good.

<3 barmy